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Are you sensitive to odor? Do you constantly find yourself wrinkling your nose up at every close contact you have with other sentient beings? Have your friends nicknamed you "Bloodhound"? Does the Gas Company come to you when they have a leak?

If this is true about you, then maybe you have what it takes to be part of an elite organization dedicated to the control of all smells, both alien and domestic. Yes, the Sinus Corps may be for you.

We need more smellepaths. If you are interested and really think your nose can sniff out the rank of society, then email the Corps or fill out the form below.

If you qualify, we will send you an official Sinus Corps membership card at no cost listing your rank and designated assignment, but you must promise to control odors where and whenever their aromas raise an ugly stench.

How high of a rank can you attain? We only want and accept the highest quality of nasal sensitivity. So stay out of trouble and keep your nose clean.

I look forward to inhaling all of your scents in the near future. This is your leader, Adenoid Tester, Rank P-U, hoping that you pick up our scent real soon.

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