Grant me the serenity to accept the things the Centauri have done to us
The courage to stand up to these oppressors I cannot stand
And the wisdom to space all the bodies of my enemy I had to kill because they pissed me off.

And also, help me to be careful of the Centauri toes I step on today
As they may be connected to the fat Centauri ass that I may have to kiss tomorrow.

Help me to always give 100% when it comes to working for the stinking Centauri....
12% on Mondays, 23% on Tuesdays, 20% on Wednesdays, 20% on Thursdays, 15% on Fridays,
10% on Saturdays with Sundays off to stick it to the bloody Centauri.

And help me to remember.....

When I'm having a really bad day,
And it seems that the Centauri are really trying to piss me off to no lengths,
That it takes 42 muscles to frown
And only 4 to extend my middle digit proudly and tell them to bite me.